{"id":610,"date":"2019-05-03T13:28:50","date_gmt":"2019-05-03T13:28:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.byzancenord.com\/?p=610"},"modified":"2019-05-03T13:29:25","modified_gmt":"2019-05-03T13:29:25","slug":"paroles-de-lassie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.byzancenord.com\/index.php\/2019\/05\/03\/paroles-de-lassie\/","title":{"rendered":"Paroles de Lassie"},"content":{"rendered":"

Apr\u00e8s qu’on nous l’ait demand\u00e9e sur les internet, voici les paroles de Lassie. Vous pouvez \u00e9galement les t\u00e9l\u00e9charger ici<\/a>.<\/p>\n

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LASSIE<\/strong><\/p>\n

C’est la fid\u00e8le Lassie, <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Debout d\u00e8s qu’on lui dit \u00ab\u00a0assis\u00a0\u00bb<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Qui me trotte sans cesse dans les basques<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

O\u00f9 que je sois quoi que je fasse…<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Je n’ peux pas la laisser chez moi<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Elle arrache tout m\u00eame le bois<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Elle laisse en lambeaux mon sofa<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Lors de mes rendez-vous d’affaires<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Comme Gaston et Demaesmeker<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Souvent croque-t-elle les molets<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

De mes clients comme des Charolais<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Sur mes contrats j’passe le balai<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

… et tout \u00e7a gr\u00e2ce \u00e0 qui ?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

La fid\u00e8le Lassie<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Qui m’aime tant que quand je prends<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Quinze jours de cong\u00e9s c’est l’moment<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Qu’elle choisit pour tomber malade<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Changement de trip chez le v\u00e9to<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Elle rend tout c’est vraiment pas beau<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Session chiffon fini l’v\u00e9lo<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Comme des fa\u00efences toute la journ\u00e9e<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Des fauteuils nous faisons la tourn\u00e9e<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Elle a la truffe comme un bolet<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Il en sort un jus d’oeuf mollet<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Elle a m\u00eame chi\u00e9 sur mes billets<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Comme \u00e0 mon voyage un pamphlet<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

… Mais qui m’force \u00e0 rester ici ?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

La fid\u00e8le Lassie<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Quand apr\u00e8s une cour assidue<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Aupr\u00e8s d’une blonde ing\u00e9nue<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

J’arrive enfin \u00e0 l’inviter<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Dans un salon autour d’un th\u00e9<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

On parle de tout sans s’limiter<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Je l’imagine allong\u00e9e nue<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Ambiance feutr\u00e9e j’ai tout pr\u00e9vu<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Quand on entre dans l’appartement<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Une vraie crise d’\u00e9ternuements<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Vient interrompre nos \u00e9bats<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Avant m\u00eame qu’on enl\u00e8ve le bas<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Voil\u00e0 que la belle allergique<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Fait un choc anaphylactique\u2026<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Et c’est le poil de qui\u00a0?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a9 Byzance Nord \u2013 Saintloup \u2013 Tous droits r\u00e9serv\u00e9s<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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